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Time for some smiling…

1. The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation. “He’s a funeral director,” she answered. “Interesting,” the newsman… Continue reading Time for some smiling…

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Mammograms

Because sometimes we all need a giggle...my thanks to my friend for e-mailing me this. It sure made me laugh !!! **** While conducting some business   at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, Who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, "Your Honor, I'm guilty but.....there were extenuating circumstances." The female Judge said,… Continue reading Mammograms

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MARRIAGE PART I, II, III, & IV…

Marriage  (Part I ) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: 'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless… Continue reading MARRIAGE PART I, II, III, & IV…

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THE BOTTLE OF MERLOT

                                       A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So, the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman who is seated over there."... and indicated the sender with… Continue reading THE BOTTLE OF MERLOT

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Pirate Joke

Because we all need a laugh at times...  

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Two old men…

Two old men go to an escort service house. The madam asks them what they want. They say women. She asks, "How old are you?" They say 90. So she tells one of the girls to take them upstairs and put each of them in a room with a blow up doll. So they go… Continue reading Two old men…