Rednecks at it again…

Jo Bryant

Where do people finds these ????

Redneck Yard Swing

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A Redneck passed away and left his entire
Estate to his beloved widow . … 
But she can’t touch it ’till she’s 14.
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Redneck Cooler

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How do you know when you’re staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, 
” I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies …….. 
“Go ahead.”
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Redneck Cellar

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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum 
Drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. 
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Redneck Limo

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Two reasons why it’s so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox

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Who invented the toothbrush?
A Redneck!!
(If it had been invented by anyone else, 
It would have been a teeth brush)
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Redneck Time Out

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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years. 
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Redneck Weenie Roast

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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins. 
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Redneck Wheelchair

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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor’s 
Mansion burned down?
‘Yep… Prit’near took out the whole trailer park.. The library 
Was a total loss too. Both books went poof . …. . Up in flames 
And the Governor hadn’t even finished coloring one of them.’ 
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A Redneck Thanksgiving (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)

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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
And says to the driver, ‘Got any I..D. ? ‘ . ..
and the driver replies ‘Bout wut?’ 
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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...

 

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Published by Jo Bryant

I was born in the land of Banjo Paterson, gum trees, and weather extremes. I am a freelance photographer. I love to make images that make people happy. To capture forever a precious moment. I am also a freelance writer/editor. I live in the Bay of Plenty, New Zealand, but still like to claim my Australian heritage. I graduated with a Bachelor of Communications in 2008. I am writing my first novel. I love to write poetry, short stories, and also write for the web. And there is nothing that is on a par with a sunny summer's day spent at Waihi Beach.

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  3. I have travelled through the mountains and hollows of Kentucky in search of Rednecks. It was like being on safari in a game reserve in Africa -the animals are everywhere.

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