Rednecks at it again…

Where do people finds these ????

Redneck Yard Swing

A Redneck passed away and left his entire
Estate to his beloved widow . …
But she can’t touch it ’till she’s 14.

Redneck Cooler

How do you know when you’re staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, 
” I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies …….. 
“Go ahead.”

Redneck Cellar

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum 
Drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

Redneck Limo

Two reasons why it’s so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records

Redneck Mailbox

Who invented the toothbrush?
A Redneck!!
(If it had been invented by anyone else, 
It would have been a teeth brush)

Redneck Time Out

Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years. 

Redneck Weenie Roast

A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins. 

Redneck Wheelchair

Did you hear that the Redneck Governor’s 
Mansion burned down?
‘Yep… Prit’near took out the whole trailer park.. The library 
Was a total loss too. Both books went poof . …. . Up in flames 
And the Governor hadn’t even finished coloring one of them.’ 

A Redneck Thanksgiving (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)

A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
And says to the driver, ‘Got any I..D. ? ‘ . ..
and the driver replies ‘Bout wut?’ 

A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...




Author: Jo Bryant

I was born in the land of Banjo Paterson, gum trees, and weather extremes. I am a freelance writer. I live in the Bay of Plenty, New Zealand, but still like to claim my Australian heritage. I graduated with a Bachelor of Communications in 2008. I am writing my first novel. I love to write poetry, short stories, and also write for the web. And there is nothing that is on a par with a sunny summer's day spent at Waihi Beach.

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