According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should’ve known…… ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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But there must have been a male deer at the head to show them which way to go, as femlaes have no sense of direction 🙂
ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost–This is hilarious! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…thanks for sharing this!
But there must have been a male deer at the head to show them which way to go, as femlaes have no sense of direction 🙂
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I sincerely doubt it Harry – that’s why men invented the GPS system – so someone could tell them where to go…
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Ho, ho, ho – I’ve got to share that on FB!! Brilliant Jo, made me laugh out loud. So true.
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Me too – I loved it !!!!
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Love it!
Merry Christmas!
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Of course you would – you’re a woman.
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I got this one in my work inbox a couple of days ago, amazing how these things go around. 🙂
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The world is a very small round ball these days Gilly
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😆 Love it!!!!!
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Thanks Robyn.
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Very cute!
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I thought so…hehe
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Funny! I’m going to have to share this one. 🙂
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Share away Cecelia
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ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost–This is hilarious! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…thanks for sharing this!
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You are most welcome…hehe
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hahahahha! That’s great!
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Yep it is Mary !!!!
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Love it! have a very Merry Christmas Jo!
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You have a great Christmas too !!!
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Awesome – I simply love it:
“Women rule – men drool…” 🙂
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They sure do !!!
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I notice its all woman who like the post, i’m the only male so far, are the rest frightened off 😆
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I think you might be right Harry. At least we know you are made of stronger stuff !!!
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This was so lovely, made me laugh too. Thank you, with my love, nia
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🙂
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