Two old men…

Two old men go to an escort service house.

The madam asks them what they want. They say women.

She asks, “How old are you?” They say 90.

So she tells one of the girls to take them upstairs and put each of them in a room with a blow up doll.

So they go upstairs and do their thing.

When they come back downstairs the first old man asks the other “How was it?”

The other one says “I think she was dead, she just layed there, how was yours?”

“I think mine was a witch.”

“A witch?”

“Yeah, I bit her on the tit, she farted and flew out the window.”

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Author: Jo Bryant

I was born in the land of Banjo Paterson, gum trees, and weather extremes. I am a freelance writer. I live in the Bay of Plenty, New Zealand, but still like to claim my Australian heritage. I graduated with a Bachelor of Communications in 2008. I am writing my first novel. I love to write poetry, short stories, and also write for the web. And there is nothing that is on a par with a sunny summer's day spent at Waihi Beach.

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