Another funny e-mail…

Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, reunited
at a party….

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.

Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, ‘My son is my pride and joy.
He started working at a successful company at the bottom of
the barrel.

He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon
began to climb the corporate ladder and now he’s the
president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his
best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.’

The second guy said, ‘Darn, that’s terrific! My son is also my
pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went
to flight school to become a pilot.

Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he
owns the majority of its assets He’s so rich that he gave his
best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.’

The third man said: ‘Well, that’s terrific! My son studied in the
best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his
own construction company and is now a multimillionaire…

He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his
best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.’

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked:
‘What are all the congratulations for?’

One of the three said: ‘We were talking about the pride we feel
for the successes of our sons…

What about your son?’

The fourth man replied: ‘My son is gay and makes a living
dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.’

The three friends said: ‘What a shame… What a
disappointment.’

The fourth man replied: ‘No, I’m not ashamed. He’s my son
and I love him..

And he hasn’t done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks
ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.’

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Author: Jo Bryant

I was born in the land of Banjo Paterson, gum trees, and weather extremes. I am a freelance writer. I live in the Bay of Plenty, New Zealand, but still like to claim my Australian heritage. I graduated with a Bachelor of Communications in 2008. I am writing my first novel. I love to write poetry, short stories, and also write for the web. And there is nothing that is on a par with a sunny summer's day spent at Waihi Beach.

4 thoughts on “Another funny e-mail…”

  1. Ha! This was wonderful. I didnt expect the punch line. It had a similar theme to the only story by the Marquis de Sade I ever appreciated reading. (about a chaste wife) can’t remember the name of it though as Im not a fan of de Sade.

    This was a good joke Ill have to remember. πŸ™‚

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